It’s not easy being a Michael Jackson fan. In fact, it’s been tough being a fan since the late 1980s. This might end up being a long read, but if people are willing to watch a 4-hour film of two men making sexual abuse claims against Michael, this 10-minute read should be simple. If it’s too much to read, I implore you to skip to the bullet points outlined in the middle of this report.

I have heard all the rumors, jokes, news and tabloid headlines, like Michael buys the Elephant Man’s bones, he sleeps in an oxygen chamber to stay youthful, Michael and LaToya are the same person, he’s gay, he’s a freak, he had plastic surgery to look like Diana Ross, his nose fell off, Michael bleached his skin to look white, he demanded people to call him King Of Pop, he wanted a white boy to...